TODAY,
I saw a cute little six or seven year old girl wearing Hannah Montana socks.
I asked her if she liked Hannah Montana.
She said no; she liked to wear these socks,
because she got to step on Miley Cyrus every time she walked.
I love this kid.

Facebook is like jail. You write on walls and get poked by people you don't know :)

* 1:00 a.m. * Get up, walk calmly to the bathroom, pee, look in the mirror quickly to make sure there's no masked killer behind you, turn off the lights, run as fast as you can from the bathroom back into your bedroom and jump 2 feet in the air and land on the bed, pull the covers up to your chin and glance around the room to make sure you didn't leave any more killers behind you on your expedition back, relax and nuzzle back into your pillow. * 17 seconds later you hear a noise * jump up quickly and realize its the air conditioning coming on and think " man! those ninja's just wont give up tonight.. "

Going to church doesn't make you a christian any more than standing in a garage makes you a car.